Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
still better than every other song
I LASTED UNTIL THE BISMILLAHS
Reblogging again for Chipmunk Queen
cant decide if its alvin and the chipmunks or the mice from disneys cinderella
The Doctor’s real name
i literally just breathed “god damn you”
Dude, that says google
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
the best sound in the world
Better known as the sound of my childhood!
The song of my people.
This is the song you hear when you go to heaven.
My little brother sees this one and goes “Want the fireworks!” and I’m like “NO THIS IS BETTER ACCEPT IT.”
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
my sisters a huge pothead and today her freind came over and was like “yo pass me some of that dank weed” and my sisters like “no its mine” AND THEN HER FREIND GOES “god damn i didnt ask for your dank greed” AND IM LAUGHIN SO HARD